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Thursday, August 16th, 2007
8:06 pm
[radioactivedj]
North Dakota almost got me.
I'll admit, it looked bleak for me. There I was, alone and confused. I'd been wandering the country, attempting to turn the tide of history. Day by day, North Dakota turned the tide back. I'd see little things: I heart North Dakota shirts. A bumper sticker that said "I hate the South" (obviously referring to South Dakota, a sticking point for those who are pro-North-Dakota-minded). The movie Fargo on the top of a bargain bin.

I realized that North Dakota was winning the hearts and minds of America, and therefore the world. I grew desperate, confused, highly irrational. I stopped working and dropped out of school. I joined a renegade band of like-minded patriots and we vowed to get our revenge. A cadre of Mounties apprehended two of us when we tried to access through Canada. One man was mauled by a buffalo after we forded a river. Half of our group died of boredom because North Dakota is that lame. We accidentally blew up a bridge in Minnesota (it looks a lot like North Dakota). That was pretty much rock bottom.

So I stole a buffalo and rode it back to Texas (not that you need to live in Texas to hate North Dakota, it's just where i'm from). And I return to you, my brave companions, to fight the scourge of North Dakota anew!
Friday, March 11th, 2005
3:51 am
[tattooglitter]
Oh man
I have never actually been to ND. Nut from what I hear hes a punk anyways. He'll bang you one night and then he tells you he will call you and never dose. WTF? And he wont even give you cap fair to get you home in the morining. I'm from DE and atleast DE will pay child support on his kids. I mean I'm not going to sit here and tell you teh DE is the best and taht he is perfect..no one is but I can tell you one thinf\g for sure...DE is def. better then ND even on a bad day...
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
12:51 am
[radioactivedj]
North Dakota is known for the city Fargo, largely because of a movie that was entitled "Fargo". Not many people know it's in North Dakota unless they saw the movie, though. I made a map so you guys can familiarize yourself with North Dakota:

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Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
10:35 pm
[projectdorifto]
Hi everyone,

I'm new to this community. Joining this group of patriots--men and women of all races and creed--has created a new purpose in my life. I would defend the ideals of this elite society as I would defend my own family. Thank you all for this amazing opportunity.

Oh, its a new year and North Dakota still totally blows dongs.


GOD BLESS AMERICA (except North Dakota)!

Rock on,
Kevin
Sunday, November 21st, 2004
3:15 am
[radioactivedj]
Time for the annual update. As of November 21, 2004, North Dakota still sucks. Nothing worthwhile or entertaining. Time for an open letter to North Dakota:

Dear North Dakota,

You have wronged me beyond imagination. You insult me by continuing to be a part of America. Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Nick
Friday, November 12th, 2004
5:09 pm
[kitchysaturnine]
i hate red states. north dakota is a stupid red state
Sunday, August 22nd, 2004
6:37 pm
[bunnymachinegun]
Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
1:40 am
[bunnymachinegun]
grrrr. north dakota! take that!
1:29 am
[dannyskallywag]
...
uh yeah...fuck north dakota...

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